Football Update

I decided to revisit my draft summary from before the season.  I can't imagine going into detail on any one team's fate, since at this point I only care about making the playoffs.  (PLAYOFFS?!?!??!?)  Anyway, a brief summary of my grades, in order of where they currently rank after seven weeks:

Owner	Team	Record	Grade	Comments
Alex	Fat Broncos	6-1	C-	Embarrassment...
Kelvin	Team Period	5-2	A-	...redemption!
Charles	Bush the good kind!	5-2	B+	This is like picking the Braves to win the division, except the Braves are bastards.
Frank	grease trap	4-3	C	After a 4-0 start, three losses in a row.  The '97 Redskins of fantasy.
Chas	autocrap	4-3	B	I can't help but give Chas good grades.  He's my little hairy man.
Andrew	el guapo	4-3	B	Someone tell Peyton he can throw TDs, it's not the playoffs yet.
Jeff	The Boondock Taints	3-4	B	Kevin Jones is an a-hole.
Kabir	Team KY jelly	2-5	C	Daunte couldn't be any worse; thank goodness for Lamont
Austin	The Winning	1-6	C+	Abandoned ship before Week 1; still beat Jesse
Jesse	Fatty Fatty Toad Boy	1-6	B-	He's trying to move the team out of Cleveland!  Let's give Jesse a big ol' shitburger to eat!

...shitburger?  Well, at least I have fun writing those summaries, even if they're completely wrong.