Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Football Update

I decided to revisit my draft summary from before the season.  I can't imagine going into detail on any one team's fate, since at this point I only care about making the playoffs.  (PLAYOFFS?!?!??!?)  Anyway, a brief summary of my grades, in order of where they currently rank after seven weeks:

Owner
Team
Record
Grade
Comments
Alex
Fat Broncos
6-1
C-
Embarrassment...
Kelvin Team Period
5-2
A-
...redemption!
Charles Bush the good kind!
5-2
B+
This is like picking the Braves to win the division, except the Braves are bastards.
Frank
grease trap
4-3
C
After a 4-0 start, three losses in a row.  The '97 Redskins of fantasy.
Chas autocrap
4-3
B
I can't help but give Chas good grades.  He's my little hairy man.
Andrew el guapo
4-3
B
Someone tell Peyton he can throw TDs, it's not the playoffs yet.
Jeff
The Boondock Taints
3-4
B
Kevin Jones is an a-hole.
Kabir Team KY jelly
2-5
C
Daunte couldn't be any worse; thank goodness for Lamont
Austin
The Winning
1-6
C+
Abandoned ship before Week 1; still beat Jesse
Jesse
Fatty Fatty Toad Boy
1-6
B-
He's trying to move the team out of Cleveland!  Let's give Jesse a big ol' shitburger to eat!

...shitburger?  Well, at least I have fun writing those summaries, even if they're completely wrong.

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